Be A Dick: Blowing upside down

Dear Dick,

Can a person pass out if he’s being suspended upside down while giving a blow job? I need to know the answer. I’m pretty skinny, but I’m into bigger, stronger, sturdier guys. Recently, during sex with one, he lifted me upside down by my legs and had me suck his cock that way. It was great, but toward the end I was feeling a little light-headed. I’d never been hoisted into the air that way before and, though I loved the feeling of being controlled by this big guy, what if I’d fainted? What if he had dropped me accidentally? Should I do this again?

Inverted

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Top stud turns pop stud

Dean Monroe may have left his adult career behind, but the sexy European star of such skin flicks as Heaven to Hell, Black-N-Blue, Instinct and Cross Country still keeps a high profile in the entertainment world. Like Fredrick Ford, Jeff Palmer, Jeff Stryker, Johnny Hazzard and Colton Ford before him, Monroe is attempting to kickstart a music career with the release of a his debut single, a pop confection titled "Closer to You."

Daniel Craig skimpy screensaver inspires award-winning poetry

What?! 

It's true. Poet Richard Goodson, a.k.a. dirtyfilthypoet, was so moved by Daniel Craig's impressive bod in Casino Royale, he made himself a screen saver using a still from Craig's infamous beach scene, and then wrote a poem to celebrate it. The piece, entitled Daniel Craig: The Screensaver, just won The Poetry Society's prestigious 2008 Stanza Poetry Competition.  Read the sexy sonnet... after the jump!

Feds nab Idol-scandalized mayor

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Busted—big time: Birmingham, Alabama's gay-pride parade denying mayor, Larry Langford, is being held by the FBI at the Birmingham Federal Courthouse on charges of misappropriation of taxpayer's dough.

Among the recent scandals allegedly connected to Langford's downfall: claims that tens of thousands of dollars in city funds were paid to porn icon Ryan Idol instead of going to low-income kids.

Go Below the Belt for more Idol and more scandal!

Video from last night's threeway

Heavenly bodies: Last night, Venus, Jupiter, and Earth's moon moved into a rare menage-a-trois position that won't happen again until May 11, 2011. Some experts think the Venus-Jupiter conjunction was the Christmas Star the Magi saw before Jesus' birth. The celestial trio—which included a new moon—has traditionally symbolized "new beginnings." So if you got lucky with a new dude in the last several days you now know why: it was pre-determined by the stars.

Nash Lawler's master beats

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When he’s not having sex on-camera, Nash Lawler works as a professional disc jockey. We asked him to give us his top five picks for music to make sexy time to, and we found his choices both unpredictable and hot—a bit like Nash himself.

Go Below the Belt to read Nash's choices (and to see some choice parts of Nash)!

Breakfast Links: Morning meat

• Hot! These three safe sex ads are on fire.

• Even hotter: Freshmen model named "Brazilian of the Year."

• Deal or no deal: FCC proposes free wireless, sans porn.

• "Fruit & nuts": Gay star apologizes for exposing self—on radio.

• In court: Boy George calls abduction accuser "smug, lying."

• Sentenced: "Spiderman" to serve gays, not jail time.

• Milk-man outed: Penn wanted more sex with James Franco.

Dirty Talk: Dean Monroe

"Trying to figure out which guy’s balls hang the lowest."

—Dean Monroe, on his favorite nude beach activity

Want to see how low Dean's balls hang? Go Below the Belt.

Filling 'em with "Milk"

It looks like Milk is on its way to not only Oscar glory, but financial success as well. Debuting on only 36 screens (in major cities like New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco and Portland), the film drew a healthy $1.4 million over the holiday weekend, making its per-screen average $38,371, the highest of any film currently playing in theaters. Comparatively, the Reese Witherspoon-Vince Vaughn rom-com Four Christmases debuted on a lot more screens but only drew $9.571 per screen. Many are speculating that Milk's roll-out will mirror that of Brokeback Mountain, which started off on a few screens before going on to dominate at the box office and becoming 2005's most well-reviewed film. It won't be long before the rest of the world gets to ogle star Sean Penn's uber-buff hairy chest and co-star James Franco's sexy sideburns and frizzy hair; Focus Features, which also distributed Brokeback, will release Milk in other cities on Dec. 10.

NKOTB K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Call it what you want: Reportedly gay New Kid on the Block Jonathan Knight gets a mouth kiss from Donnie Wahlberg—and a tease about his nice "twirling." You go, girl!

Global AIDS crisis overblown?

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Today is World AIDS Day: The question is, do dollars spent on AIDS care leave people vulnerable to deadlier, swifter moving diseases? A provocative new article says yes. According to the British Medical Journal:

"The global HIV industry is too big and out of control. We have created a monster with too many vested interests and reputations at stake, ... too many relatively well paid HIV staff in affected countries, and too many rock stars with AIDS support as a fashion accessory."

Breakfast Links: Morning meat

• "Rudolph the Omen": For the first day of the Christmas season.

• 'Tis the season: Man fights off knife attack with candy cane.

• No more H8: Mormons losing members after Prop 8.

• Bag a bloke: The British are the world's most promiscuous.

• Sex drug boosts athletes: Viagra isn't just for boners anymore.

• The Dalai Lama speaks: Sex causes problems.

21st Century Proverbs: Dennis Rodman

"I don't mind straight people as long as they act gay in public."

—spotted on Dennis Rodman’s T-shirt during a TV interview

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Anderson Cooper shows off his bod!

The "silver fox" can swim: Anderson Coopers gets all giggly when Olympian Michael Phelps allows the news anchor a race in the pool. We got giggly when we saw Cooper's bod. From what is visible, it looks as great as we hoped it would be!

Be A Dick: Get tested for HPV

Dear Dick,

I keep hearing about HPV and about how it’s really easy for gay men who bottom to get it. I don’t know if I have it or not, and I don’t know if it’s all that serious, and I don’t know what the test is. OK, what I’m trying to say is that I don’t know anything about it, but I think I’m supposed to. I asked my doctor about it once, and he said not to worry about it, that it’s mostly something women get.

Seriously in the Dark

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Comic stripped

Art slut: Unzipped contributor Patrick Fillion is the world's number one gay adult comic artist, and now you can get all of his one-page comics in one place. Click over to Patrick Fillion's Striptease mini-site for an incredible preview!

The best Thanksgiving TV ever?

You've been Rickrolled! If you don't know what "Rickrolling" is, look it up. Or better yet, watch the video above and marvel at this very strange pop culture stunt.

Geek convention!

Revenge of the nerds: 1,200 of the world's top hackers, artists, engineers, crafting enthusiasts, mad scientists and wacky inventors met in Japan for MAKE: Tokyo Meeting 02, sponsored by the incredible do-it-yourself tech blog, Make. 

PingMag has photos and video of the geek gathering. This is must-read material—whether you want to learn how to make a tank out of a cotton candy machine, or build a portable planetarium, or turn your iPhone into a robot controller!

The video above is from the fest—a speed cabling competition. We figure de-tangling cords can't be anywhere near as tedious as Black Friday shopping. And just listen to the boisterous nerds in the audience—they really get into the challenge!

Dirty Talk: Paul Johnson

"I usually do the bottoming because, to be honest, it's easier. As soon as something's in my ass, I'll get a hard-on."

—Paul Johnson

Go Below the Belt to see Paul's hard-on.

1st cyborg drama draws raves

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Exclusive gallery: Photos of the sensational new Japanese play, I, Worker—the first to cast robots and humans side-by-side. Theatergoers told reporters:

“It was very surprising... You could see the robots thinking about how to respond—you could swear they were feeling emotion.”